Because I Have To. "I'm not weird. I'm gifted."

Six Word Saturday

2012-02-11T07:45:00.000-08:00

Sometimes, being a grown up sucks.

Friday Funny

2012-02-09T21:33:00.000-08:00

I'm sure you've seen this before, but it's been a long week and I'm completely exhausted. Traveling is hard work!

Friday Funny

2012-02-03T06:09:00.000-08:00

Happy Friday Bitches! Even though I'm busy getting ready to go to Texas. (it's actually going to happen this time!!!!) I still wanted to to a Friday Funny for you. Have a great weekend!

Music Monday

2012-01-29T21:33:00.000-08:00

I love this movie. I would love to see this show on Broadway.

My parents took me to see Cats. I will never forget how awesome it was. I was stunned.

Sweeney Todd is awesome. They did a fantastic job with this movie!

Shit I Hate Sunday

2012-01-29T08:08:00.000-08:00

Shit I hate . . . . my trip to Texas get postponed AGAIN. I know it was out of her control and I'm not mad at her about it. I'm just frustrated because I want to get going already!
Shit I hate . . . . being a broke bitch at the end of the month. Come on pay day!!!!
Shit I hate . . . . . moving. What a pain in the ass. I have to move with my parents and then six weeks later move to Texas. Yes, I am crazy.
Shit I hate . . . . his work schedule. Don't they know I need to harass him all day long?!
Click on the button to link up the shit you hate!

Six Word Saturday

2012-01-28T09:36:00.000-08:00

By Monday, I'll be Texas bound.

(hopefully)

That Friday Blog Hop

2012-01-27T06:23:00.000-08:00

It's been a couple of weeks since I've done this hop. Life is kicking my ass right now. Click the button and go visit this crazy hooker. She's awesome!

Friday Funny

2012-01-27T05:46:00.000-08:00

The week started off slow, but ended up going by pretty fast. My kinda week! I'll be leaving for Texas on Sunday for a few days so I'm not sure how much I'll be posting. Link up your funnies and have a great weekend!

Music Monday - In the spotlight!

2012-01-23T06:35:00.000-08:00

;) Tough lover indeed

I know it's Monday, but this song helps me make it to the weekend.

Just cause this song is fun!

Have a great week everybody! Thanks for visiting me in the spotlight!

Six Word Saturday

2012-01-21T09:11:00.000-08:00

I needed a weekend like this.

Friday Funny 1/20

2012-01-19T20:24:00.000-08:00

We made it through another week. These made me laugh so hard I cried. You know that's some funny shit. Link up your funnies and have an awesome weekend!

I got tagged, again!

2012-01-16T07:02:00.000-08:00

Susan at 75% Hippie tagged me! So I'm gonna cheat a little. Shhhhhh! I'll do my 11 things about me and answer her questions, but tagging another 11 people? I don't think I made it to 11 the last time.

Here we go!

I'm sitting in bed drinking coffee and writing this post right now.
Yes, I am wearing pajamas. Perverts!
I don't have to work today!
It's not a paid day off :(
I had one month of a truly awesome work schedule and now it's about to go back to the schedule from hell.
I'm considering moving to South Dakota instead of Texas. I'll find out Tuesday if there might be a job waiting for me there.
Yes, I am completely insane. Duh
My favorite book is Gone With the Wind
I can now wear a medium from Victoria's Secret. Thank you Jillian Michaels!
I was not impressed by Vicky's Semi Annual sale. Seriously
I started Level 2 of the 30 Day Shred two days ago and it is kicking my ass

And now for the questions:

1. Does your sheet thread count matter to you? Nope

2. What is your greatest accomplishment? So far, getting my BA

3. What is your greatest failure? Marrying my ex-husband despite all the red flags I saw

4. Who is your favorite Disney Villian? Maleficent from Sleeping Beauty

5. What game are you most addicted to? Words with Friends. It's the only game I still play

6. Lick the cream out of the oreo or eat it all together? Eat it all together. I'm a rebel.

7. Favorite place to vacation? The beach

8. One thing you do for the environment on a regular basis? Uh, recycle

9. Netflix, Amazon, neither, or both? Neither

10.What made you start blogging? I know it's cheating, but I've answered this I don't know how many times and I'm feeling lazy right now because it's my day off. So, read through older posts. Lol

Music Monday

2012-01-16T06:38:00.000-08:00

Wow, I was 21 in 1999. Crazy to think I didn't have kids yet back then! I didn't have music at my wedding and I'm not married any more, so here are some of my favorites from when I was 21.

I wanted Scar Tissue by Red Hot Chili Peppers, but apparently they're haters and have blocked their videos from being used. Boo! Have a great week!

Sleepy Saturday

2012-01-14T08:37:00.000-08:00

I may have posted this as a Wordless Wednesday before, but it's worth another look. Don't let the sleeping angel fool you, she has horns hiding under her hair.

Weekend Blog Hops

2012-01-14T08:27:00.000-08:00

This week instead of pimping myself out I'm gonna send you to stalk this awesome group of people I found at SSS Porch Party

Get going!

Friday Funny

2012-01-12T23:03:00.000-08:00

It sounds like I'm complaining, but damn Friday got here fast. Time flies when you're having fun I guess. Link up your funny shit and have a great weekend!

Wordless Wednesday

2012-01-11T07:41:00.000-08:00

Music Monday

2012-01-08T20:05:00.000-08:00

I took December off from MMMM, because well, I don't like Christmas music. I'm not a huge fan of Christmas. I prefer Halloween

Six Word Saturday

2012-01-07T09:40:00.000-08:00

Can't wait to start my adventure!

Friday Funny

2012-01-06T05:53:00.000-08:00

Wow, these four day work weeks really fly by don't they?! This week wasn't too bad but I'm still more than ready for a funny and my weekend! Link up your funny stuff and have a great weekend!

Wordless Wednesday

2012-01-04T05:48:00.000-08:00

Shaver Lake, Ca

Six Word Saturday

2011-12-31T08:42:00.000-08:00

Not ready to give up yet . . . . . . . .

I got tagged

2011-12-30T16:02:00.000-08:00

Nikki Darlin' at Southern Mama with a Bad Mouth tagged me. I'm a lazy bitch and have been laying around all day enjoying the one day of my week a half long vacation that I actually haven't had anything to do! I've been in pajamas all day, it's awesome.

Here are the rules:
1. Post these rules.
2. You must post 11 random things yourself.
3. Answer the questions the tagger set for you in their post.
4. Create 11 new questions for the people you tag to answer.
5. Go to their blog and tell them that you've tagged them.
6. No stuff in the tagging section about ‘you are tagged if you are reading this.’ Blah blah blah, you legitimately have to tag 11 peeps!

11 things about myself

I can wiggle my ears
I can touch my nose with my tongue
I can pick stuff up with my toes
I love high heels, but hardly ever wear them
I am a stubborn bitch
I have a potty mouth (like you didn't know lol)
While I was in high school I have serious thought to joining the Coast Guard
I sometimes use Google as spell check
My favorite color is blue
I bite my lip a lot
I'm really, really shy. I know it doesn't seem like it, but I am

Questions from Nikki

What's your favorite TV show? American Horror Story
Who would you say is your hero? I don't think I have one. Fuck it, I'm my own hero!
How would you describe yourself at the age 18? Pretty much the same as I am now. I've always been a rad bitch. Although I will say I'm more confident now.
What's your favorite cartoon? I miss Animaniacs
Where is your dream vacation and why? Ireland, because that place just fascinates me
What's your favorite book and why? Gone with the Wind, because although Scarlett is a selfish bitch, she did what she had to do to survive. You've gotta admire that
What are you most scared of? Something happening to one or both of my kids
What's your favorite thing about blogging? All the people I meet. Most of you are kick ass lol
What/Who got you started in blogging? Way back in the day there was a blog by Rance, nobody knew who he/she was and everybody thought it was a celebrity. I started following the blog and talking to people on there and boom! My blog was born
If you could buy one thing without having to worry about the price, what would it be? Duh, I would go finish my sleeve in a heart beat
What are you wearing right now? NO cheating! LOL. Soccer shorts, a t-shirt and the sweatshirt I stole from J :)

11 Tagged People

Okay, I'm not gonna make it to 11. Nobody's perfect

11 questions from me to you

What is your favorite midnight snack?
If you could go anywhere right now, where would you go?
What is your favorite movie from your childhood?
Do you have any tattoos, and if not do you want to get one?
What is one food that you will not eat under any circumstances?
Current obsession?
Favorite smell?
Something that gives you the giggles every time you see it
What is your favorite flavor of ice cream?
What is your favorite brand of lingerie?
Are you wearing shoes right now?

Friday Funny

2011-12-29T20:00:00.000-08:00

It's getting hard to find funny shit, or I just haven't had time to look for it. How can I be on vacation and not be in my pajamas all day? It's a fucking tragedy. So here's your funny, because I really did lol. Ha!

Link up your funny stuff and make me laugh.

Wordless Wednesday

2011-12-27T16:38:00.001-08:00

Friday Funny

2011-12-23T18:58:00.000-08:00

Sorry this is so late, but I had a hot man waiting on me this morning and I was incredibly distracted. Couple that with an afternoon tattoo appointment and well, I lagged.

This picture made me laugh my ass off.

Merry Christmas!

Friday Blog Hops

2011-12-22T20:16:00.000-08:00

Go visit these awesome bitches, then stalk my happy ass here

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Have a great weekend everybody!

Wordless Wednesday

2011-12-21T06:44:00.000-08:00

My graduation dress :)

Meet Me on Monday

2011-12-19T06:27:00.000-08:00

1. Wrapping paper or gift bags?That depends on the present. If it's an awkward shape, then it goes in a bag.
2. Real or artificial tree?Real, but I have an artificial one is storage.
3. When do you put your tree up?We just got our tree yesterday.
4. When do you take your tree down?Usually a week or so after Christmas.
5. Do you like eggnog?No, not really. It's the texture. Kinda gross
6. Do you have a nativity scene?Nope.
7. Favorite Christmas movie?A Christmas Story of course!
8. Favorite Christmas cookie?Sugar cookies. I have awesome memories of making them with my aunt.
9. Where will you eat Christmas dinner?At my aunt's house.
10. Angel, bow, or star on top of your tree?Angel
11. Most annoying thing about this time of year?The crowds in the stores. I need to be like my friend and start my shopping in May.
12. Do you like fruitcake?I don't think I've ever actually eaten fruit cake
13. What are you most excited about the holidays?My kids opening their presents.
14. Do you open presents Christmas Eve or Christmas morning?It depends on where the kids are. This year we will be opening presents on Christmas Eve
15. Will you still be wrapping presents on Christmas Eve?Probably not since my kids are with their dad all week, I'll have plenty of time to wrap presents.

Six Word Saturday

2011-12-17T08:14:00.000-08:00

Six words can't describe my happiness.

Friday Blog Hops

2011-12-16T20:03:00.000-08:00

Go visit these hookers and then look me up around the internet.

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Friday Funny

2011-12-16T06:08:00.000-08:00

Can you believe I almost forgot?! I'm sure you can, so shut your whore mouth and link up something funny!

Pretty please put the button in your post and make sure you're linking up something funny.

Have a good weekend bitches! I'm graduating tomorrow!!!!

The Buzz About Me 12

2011-12-15T06:23:00.000-08:00

1. Do you like your middle name or are you embarrassed by it?

I'm okay with it. It's pretty plain as far as middle names go.

2. Have you ever seen a white Christmas?

I think so. It was when I was two, so I'm not 100% sure it was Christmas at the time lol

3. Looking back, have you accomplished what you wanted to in life up to this point?

Yes, I think I have.

4. Do you prefer baking or cooking?

Baking definitely.

5. What's the website you think you spend the most time on?

Tumblr or Pinterest. They are the black holes of the internet. They suck you in and you can't escape

Wordless Wednesday

2011-12-14T06:14:00.000-08:00

Meet Me on Monday

2011-12-11T20:37:00.001-08:00

1. Tomorrow I'm going to go see the new Sherlock Holmes movie!
2. Pudding or jello? Jello. Pudding kinda grosses me out. I have no idea why
3. What book are you currently reading? I'm not. Which is really weird.
4. What is the first concert you went to see? My parents took me to see Julian Lennon. I have no idea why.
5. What is your current weather? Cold!

Friday Blog Hops

2011-12-09T05:27:00.001-08:00

Go visit these awesome hookers and show them some love.

Then come stalk my happy ass all these other places lol

Have a great weekend!

Friday Funny

2011-12-08T23:45:00.001-08:00

Okay, so I just got home from a fire and am in a hurry to get some sleep. Enjoy the funny and link up your funny stuff!

Put the button in your funny post and please make sure you're linking up something funny.

Wordless Wednesday

2011-12-07T06:22:00.001-08:00

Meet Me On Monday

2011-12-05T06:17:00.001-08:00

1. Monday's are necessary if you want to get to Friday.
2. What is your favorite kind of milkshake?Strawberry
3. What monthly bill do you most dislike paying?My truck payment. Makes me cry every month even though I love my truck.
4. How many email addresses do you use on a regular basis?Two. My personal one and my professional one
5. What color lights are on your Christmas tree?Our tree isn't up yet, but when I have my own place I always use the clear/white ones. I don't know why I don't like colored lights on my tree.

Six Word Saturday

2011-12-03T08:03:00.001-08:00

I dislike my internal alarm clock.

(is alarm clock one word or two?)

No More Muffin Top Weekend Blog Hop

2011-12-03T07:36:00.001-08:00

Click on the button and visit this awesome hooker.

Then spend your Saturday following me all over the internets

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Friday Funny

2011-12-01T18:19:00.001-08:00

We made it through another week and I'm sure we can all use a beer and a laugh, so link up your funny shit. As long as it makes us laugh, then link up your post!

I only have one rule, it must be a Friday Funny. If it isn't, I will delete the link and mock you endless throughout the wide world of social media.

Okay, I lied. Two rules. Please put the button on your post.

Have a great weekend bitches!

Wordless Wednesday

2011-11-30T06:04:00.001-08:00

I'm linking up with Marvelous Mommy for Wordless Wednesday.

Meet Me on Monday

2011-11-28T06:06:00.001-08:00

1. I really need to clean my truck. It hasn't been washed in months.
2. What food makes you think of Christmas? Tamales. We don't have turkey or ham, we have tamales.
3. If you could choose to stay a certain age forever, what age would it be? I don't think I'd do that. I think we learn something every year we grow older and that's what makes getting older fun. You have 365 chances to not screw it up again.
4. What was your first paying job? Babysitting. I started babysitting when I was 12.
5. Have you read the Twilight series? Yes I have. It's a good story, but I'm not going crazy over it or the movies.

Friday Funny 11/25

2011-11-25T00:00:00.000-08:00

If you're out shopping today, you're fucking crazy. You're supposed to do that shit on Christmas Eve like normal people. Haha!

I'm out in the desert drinking and chasing my kids on a quad. See you bitches when I get back.

The Buzz About Me 11

2011-11-23T07:16:00.001-08:00

1. As a child, did you have one item/toy that you were attached to? Yep, I had my blanky lol. I wore that thing to shreds and then my mom had to find me a new one. I still have one actually, lol. Only now I can go to work without it. Ha!

2. What would you consider to be your top three favorite holidays? Halloween, Christmas, and Thanksgiving

3. What is your earliest memory? Somebody filled my dad's truck with balloons and I remember them falling out all over the driveway. I was 2.

4. Name three features about yourself that you think are sexy. Wow, um okay let's see. My intelligence, my sense of humor, and my eyes.

5. What was your very first pet? A dog. Stacey. I tried to name her after my mom so she would let me keep her, but she didn't want a dog named after her. Lol, I wonder why?

Meet Me on Monday

2011-11-20T19:20:00.001-08:00

1. I wish I had more time to blog. Lately I haven't had time to read blogs or post.
2. What is your favorite kind of soup? Potato soup
3. Where will you eat Thanksgiving dinner? Out in the desert lol. We camp for Thanksgiving.
4. What is your favorite time of day? When I get home and can actually relax.
5. Did you start Christmas shopping yet? Nope. I had to wait for my money to show up from child support. Thieving bastards.

Six Word Saturday

2011-11-19T08:15:00.001-08:00

Super busy week. Glad it's over.

No More Muffin Top Blog Hop

2011-11-19T07:33:00.001-08:00

So I'm late, but in my defense I have been busy with work and life and working the fat off of my ass.

Jillian Michaels is making me her bitch on a daily basis and the workouts are more important than posting. Enough excuses! Click the button and check out this awesome chick then find me here:

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Have a great weekend!

Wordless Wednesday

2011-11-16T06:04:00.001-08:00

I just love the toddler's facial expression. Priceless

Music Monday - Songs with Color

2011-11-13T16:18:00.001-08:00

The a couple of the videos have naughty words in them so you may want to have the kids leave the room!

This song is just awesome. It makes me laugh every time I hear it.

I wonder if I still have this cd around somewhere. I just remembered how much I like this song.

We need some rock n' roll to get us going today!

This one has naughty words too! But Pink is so awesome.

Shit I Hate Sunday

2011-11-13T10:05:00.001-08:00

Shit I Hate . . . . the shit schedule I have at work. 12 hour days and I'm only getting paid for 6. Fucking lame
Shit I Hate . . . . that Advil doesn't work instantly. Waiting for this shit to kick in sucks cooter.
Shit I Hate . . . . creepy old men in bars. Seriously dude, you have no game. Buy me a beer and fuck off.
Shit I Hate . . . . having to buy my own beer. Ha!
Shit I Hate . . . . . my dad buying an electric guitar for the kids to play. Holy fuckballs, I don't care that it's after 10am. Do I really need to hear this kid crank it to 11? It's too early for rock n' roll. Auntie is hungover bitches.
Shit I Hate . . . . that the case, screen protector, and car charger for my new phone is taking 3 weeks to get here. Note to self: check where they're shipping from. Tokyo is really fucking far away
Now go link up the shit you hate!

Six Word Saturday

2011-11-12T07:18:00.001-08:00

Made the right decision for me.

Look Alike Friday

2011-11-11T15:16:00.001-08:00

I don't see it, but people always tell me I look like her.

Eh.

Maybe if I hadn't plucked my eyebrows into oblivion we might look more alike. Hahaha

Friday Funny 11/18

2011-11-11T09:36:00.001-08:00

Sorry this is late hookers, but this week has absolutely kicked my ass. Enjoy and link up!

Friday Blog Hops

2011-11-11T07:26:00.001-08:00

Go stalk these awesome bitches and then hunt my ass down here:

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Have a great weekend!

Friday Funny

2011-11-11T06:27:00.001-08:00

I get a three day weekend bitches! I love this month, so much time off from work. Sadly none of it is paid time off. Oh how I dream of a job that pays decently and has benefits. Maybe after I get my Master's Degree. I still need a laugh though, so link up your funny shit.

Please remember that if it's not a Friday Funny I will delete your link and spend my day off mocking you.

Also presented for your amusement, I attempted to make a button but I can't get the fucker to work. I am an idiot with 3 college degrees. Book smart doesn't always equal intelligent. Ha! Now I have to wait for Rockin' Mama to wake up and fix my shit because she is a blogging genius. I owe you boob pics, cupcakes, and beer bitch.

The Buzz About Me 10

2011-11-10T06:16:00.001-08:00

1. The last thing you was a Skinny Cow ice cream sandwich. Not for breakfast, although it is tempting.

2. The last thing you purchased. Gas for my truck. I'm a broke bitch. I have to make sure I can get to work.

3. The last thing you did before going to bed last night. Read a chapter in Catching Fire. I need to get the third book in the Hunger Games series.

4. The last song you heard. Take My Drunk Ass Home by Eric Church

5. The last show you were watching. American Horror Story

6. The last person you called. My food stamps worker, and the bastard hasn't called me back. Guess who's getting a nasty phone call today!

7. The last person you received a text from. My mom. Lol, she was texting me from downstairs about the CMAs last night.

8. The last color nail polish you wore. Electric blue

9. The last place you were before going home. Work

10. The last time you did something for yourself. A couple of weeks ago when I went and got my new tattoo. Sure I could have used the money for something else, but mama needed some new ink!

Music Monday

2011-11-09T20:46:00.000-08:00

I love it.

"It's always your favorite sins, that do you in."

OMG! I LOVE IT! Excuse me, I must go shopping on iTunes

I took a break from MMMM during December because, (brace yourself) I don't like Christmas music. Just not a fan.

Wordless Wednesday

2011-11-09T10:05:00.000-08:00

Post It Note Tuesday

2011-11-08T06:16:00.000-08:00

Music Monday - 80s or Disney!

2011-11-07T06:22:00.000-08:00

The Little Mermaid is my favorite Disney movie. I want Ariel's hair. Hahaha!

My favorite song from the movie.

This one just makes me giggle.

This post put me in such a good mood. I think I'll go watch the Little Mermaid now.

Six Word Saturday

2011-11-05T09:55:00.000-07:00

I actually slept in this morning!

SOOC Saturday

2011-11-05T09:30:00.000-07:00

Linking up with Marvelous Mommy for Straight Out Of the Camera Saturday

Evidently he's not a fan of the Tilt-a-whirl. Lol

Friday Funny 8

2011-11-04T00:00:00.000-07:00

Time to celebrate making it through another week and laugh our asses off. Post anything funny; jokes, videos, pictures, or whatever. All that I ask is that you link up a Friday Funny and not your entire blog or another post. If you do that I'll delete your link and mock you repeatedly.

So, with that being said, here you go! I really did lol while watching this ;)

Also linking up with

Friday Blog Hops

2011-11-03T21:40:00.000-07:00

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Have a great weekend!

The Buzz About Me 9

2011-11-03T13:33:00.000-07:00

1. What cell phone do you have? I am the proud owner of a Samsung Infuse and I LOVE it!

2. What is your area code? 559

3. What is one word you are uncomfortable saying and/or hearing? I don't know. Nothing I guess. Okay, well maybe the word "no". I don't like being told no. Lol

4. What is the time and temperature of where you are at right now? It is 1:27pm and it's about 78 degrees outside.

5. First word that comes to mind when you hear the word "winter"? Snow, even though it never snows here

6. Do you plan your meals or just eat whatever, whenever? I don't really plan meals, unless you count dinner but only if I have to take something out of the freezer.

7. What was one movie you saw recently where everyone said it was good but you thought otherwise?

I haven't been to the movies in a long time. So I got nothin'.

8. Three words that would describe your mood today. Confused, Okay, and Blah

9. What room of the house do you use your computer in?

Mostly, in my bedroom.

10. Name one thing on your mind right now.

Figuring out what I'm gonna do this weekend. I want to go dancing with the girls again.

Wordless Wednesday

2011-11-02T06:15:00.000-07:00

Meet Me on Monday

2011-10-31T06:15:00.000-07:00

1. My current weather is . . . . freezing ass at night and in the 80s during the day. It's weird.
2. What is your favorite sound? Baby belly laughs. Seriously, what's better than that? Makes me smile every time no matter what kind of mood I'm in.
3. What is the worst flavor of ice cream? I have yet to come across a flavor of ice cream that I didn't like, but I haven't tried the famous garlic ice cream in Gilroy yet so I'll have to get back to you.
4. What magazine do you look for when you are stuck in a waiting room? I always take a book with me.
5. What is your favorite condiment? Ketchup

Music Monday - Happy Halloween

2011-10-31T06:04:00.000-07:00

I love this movie!

Tim Curry is awesome!

Of course I have to put Rocky Horror Picture Show in here! I watch this every Halloween and just about any other time I want to.

Can't have Halloween without the Pumpkin King!

Have a great Halloween everybody!!

Friday Blog Hops

2011-10-28T06:26:00.000-07:00

Click on the buttons and check out these awesome bitches.
If you're not already stalking me these places, then you should be:
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Have a great weekend!

Friday Funny

2011-10-28T00:00:00.000-07:00

Because it has been a long painful week and we all need a laugh.

So share anything that makes you laugh: videos, jokes, pictures, stories, whatever.

The only thing I ask is that you link up a Friday Funny. If you post a link to your whole blog and not just the Friday Funny post, I will delete your link and talk shit about you.

This is my blog. I can do that.

Now bring the funny bitches!

Wordless Wednesday

2011-10-26T05:52:00.000-07:00

Linking up with:

Tough Shit Tuesday

2011-10-25T06:26:00.000-07:00

I thought the party on Saturday was gonna be a big one . . . . . . tough shit, it was just my family. Lol

I wanted the weather to finally cool down . . . . . . tough shit, apparently summer lasts until December in California.

I wanted my parents to go out of town last weekend . . . . . tough shit, they decided to stay! Oh joy.

I want to move to Texas right now instead of waiting until April . . . . .tough shit, I have to wait for my tax refund.

I wanted to go to the EOC training next week . . . . . tough shit, I can't miss 4 days of work.

I really need a vacation, I'm exhausted . . . . . tough shit, no paid vacation = no vacation

Go visit Good Mom, Bad Mouth and share the shitty things about your Tuesday

Post It Note Tuesday

2011-10-25T06:15:00.000-07:00

Meet Me on Monday

2011-10-24T06:22:00.000-07:00

1. My favorite kind of animal is horses! I really miss riding. Especially after seeing the barrel racing this weekend.
2. Do you like your handwriting?Sure. It's legible most of the time. Ha!
3. What was the last movie you saw?I think it was Conan. I really need to go to the movies more often.
4. Do you buy things on Ebay?Yes I do! Ebay is awesome.
5. What did you have for lunch yesterday?Technically I skipped lunch. :(

Music Monday

2011-10-23T20:49:00.000-07:00

I don't see you laugh, you don't call me back but you kiss me when you're drunk
I don't know your friends, don't know where you've been why are you the one I want
Don't put your lips onto my mouth, and tell me you can't stay, don't slip your hand under my shirt, and tell me it's ok don't say it doesn't matter cause it's gonna matter to me
I can't be alone with you, got me out on the edge everytime you call and I know it would kill me if I fall, I can't be alone with you

Please, don't chain that door, I can't win this war your body is like a pill I shouldn't take

Don't put your lips onto my mouth, and tell me you can't stay, don't slip your hand under my shirt, and tell me it's ok don't say it doesn't matter cause it's gonna matter to me
I can't be alone with you, got me out on the edge everytime you call and I know it would kill me if I fall, I can't be alone with you

Don't put your lips onto my mouth, and tell me you can't stay, don't slip your hand under my shirt, and tell me it's ok don't say you love me cause you know you're gonna love me and leave
I can't be alone with you, got me out on th eedge everytime you call and I know it would kill me if I fall, I can't be alone with you
I don't see you laugh, you don't call me back but you kiss me when you're drunk

SOOC Saturday

2011-10-22T08:21:00.000-07:00

I love these. More cool stuff I saw on my trip to LA.

Six Word Saturday

2011-10-22T08:15:00.000-07:00

In the end, I always win.

I fought the good fight and triumphed over child support! Long story for another day, but a check is in the mail. Never underestimate the power of acting like a crazy bitch.

Friday Funny

2011-10-21T17:25:00.000-07:00

It's finally Friday. I've had a shitty week and I can use a laugh. This is a classic!

Wordless Wednesday

2011-10-19T06:40:00.000-07:00

Meet Me on Monday

2011-10-16T20:58:00.000-07:00

1. The thing that scares me the most is something happening to my kids that I can't fix or help them with.
2. Do you like nuts in your chocolate chip cookies? No
3. If you couldn't change the channel, what tv show would drive you from the room? iCarly or that Naruto crap my kids watch *shudder*
4. Pulp or no pulp in your orange juice? No pulp. It's a drink, not a snack.
5. Who do you miss the most? *sigh* Wow, that one's a toughie. Somebody that I wish was still alive, my Grandma Frances. Just because she always had my back and nothing scared her off. As for anybody else, I'm not going to put that kind of stuff on here any more. Some things are better off private.

Music Monday

2011-10-16T20:41:00.000-07:00

It's not the song you think it is!

Now for some happy music!

Gotta love it right?

Okay, not so happy, but we all need a little rock on a Monday right?

I know I've posted this one before, but I still like this song.

Friday Funny - NSFW

2011-10-14T00:00:00.000-07:00

We've made it through another week bitches and we've earned a good laugh to get us through the day.

Link up your funny shit. Pictures, videos, stories, or jokes. Whatever makes you laugh.

*Warning* If you link up a post that is not a Friday Funny I will not only delete your link but I will talk shit about you incessantly. If you're blogging you are clearly capable of reading and writing SO PAY ATTENTION TO THE RULE!

Thanks! Have a great weekend!

Friday Hops

2011-10-13T20:24:00.000-07:00

Go stalk this hooker. Even though she's been MIA for a few weeks. And send her some cupcakes, the poor bitch is knocked up she deserves it.

Then visit this silly bitch. She's a little weird, but we love her any way. Just kidding hooker!

Stop by and visit the Chunky Goddess. Awesome stuff

After all that shit, if you still have some energy, you can stalk be here

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Thursday Thirteen

2011-10-13T06:42:00.000-07:00

Thirteen Things I Hate About Being Sick

1. The constant snot fountain that is my nose right now.

2. The snot on my shirt that is from the kids at work that got me sick. Seriously, I have to go out in public later.

3. Having to constantly empty my trashcan because it's full of snotty tissues.

4. The lovely hacking cough. So sexy.

5. My froggy voice. I sound like Darth Vader. I will be making lots of phone calls today. I like to share the joy.

6. I don't have a fever so I still get to go to work!

7. Constantly clearing my throat. People think I've developed some sort of odd tic.

8. Living on cough drops. They make food taste like shit. Not that I know what shit tastes like, but I imagine it's pretty close.

9. My nose is constantly red. It's too early for the Rudolph costume.

10. Drinking gallons of water and having to pee constantly. Oh wait, I do that when I'm not sick. Oops

11. Having to keep going downstairs to get more tea. I must teach the girl how to fetch tea.

12. This cold is making my asthma flare up and I hate not being able to breathe. Makes it so hard to you know, stay alive and stuff.

Wordless Wednesday

2011-10-11T21:23:00.001-07:00

Post It Note Tuesday

2011-10-11T06:06:00.000-07:00

Music Monday

2011-10-09T21:27:00.000-07:00

Cute song

Such an awesome duet. I've loved this song for years.

It's time for some happy music! I listen to this song while I'm running, always puts me in a good mood.

*Warning* This song has some naughty words! Lol. Hot stuff for sure

Meet Me on Monday

2011-10-09T21:20:00.000-07:00

1. The best part of waking up each day is knowing my parents have already made the coffee and that there's beer at the end of it. Lol
2. How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are? Wait, what? Hahaha, just kidding. Um I kinda like the age I am now. I don't want to go through my 20s again or my teens. I'm good
3. Red or Green apples? GREEN!
4. Do you forgive easily? That depends on the person and what they did.
5. If you could live in any home on a television series, which would it be? Questions about tv shows always stump me. I don't really watch tv. It's always on, but I'm rarely watching it.

Favorite Photo Friday

2011-10-07T06:21:00.000-07:00

Friday Funny

2011-10-07T05:48:00.000-07:00

The dog is funny. But I find it disturbing that the dude is sitting on the couch in what looks like his chonies, black socks, and is dancing with his dog. He really knows how to party!

I'm gonna have to add a rule this week damn it. Part of the downfalls of hosting a hop I guess. Please link up a Friday Funny post. If it's not an actual Friday Funny post, then I'll have to delete your link.

Friday Blog Hops

2011-10-07T05:42:00.000-07:00

Look at me go! I'm finally getting smart and not doing a dozen posts on a Friday! Go visit Rockin' Mama, From Mommy to Calm Insanity, and The Chunky Goddess and link up!

You can also find me drinking beer and eating cupcakes here

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Now find me and stalk my crazy ass. I'm nothing if not entertaining!

The Buzz About Me 8

2011-10-05T19:49:00.000-07:00

1. Do you have a favorite lipstick/lipgloss color?

Yes, it's called Chapstick. Vanilla Mint

2. If there was a language you could learn to speak, which would you choose?

Sign Language. I know a little, but I would love to be able to sign fluently.

3. What other languages (besides English) can you speak?

Bullshit, Sarcasm, and Foul Mouthed Bitch

4. Are you a morning person?

Yes, although I wish I wasn't.

5. What are three of your pet peeves?

Liars, thieves, and people that link up a post to a hop that isn't related to the damn hop. Read the rules people!

6. Are you dressing up for Halloween? If so, what are you going to be?

I don't know yet. If I do it will probably be something like this

7. Do you believe in aliens?

Sure, why not?

8. What was the last thing you purchased?

A bag of chips and a pack of gum.

9. Lions, tigers, or bears?

Honeybadgers

10. What is one famous/interesting event that happened on your birthday? (just month and date, not year)

My birthday is on Groundhog Day. Don't get much more famous/interesting than that!

What the FUCK Wednesday?

2011-10-05T06:04:00.000-07:00

This worked out pretty well last week, so let's try it again!

This doesn't need be something that happened today and it can be anything that makes you say, "what the fuck?!"

So link up bitches!

Just FYI, if you link up a post that isn't a WTF Wednesday, I will delete your link. Cause I'm a bitch like that.

So last week Rockin' Mama had a run in with some Kleenex tissue and Aunt Flo arrived early for me.

This week, it's raining. Now I love the rain, but now I'll have to keep a 2 year old in the house all fucking day. WTF Wednesday?!

Wordless Wednesday

2011-10-05T05:55:00.001-07:00

Tough Shit Tuesday

2011-10-04T14:52:00.000-07:00

I wanted to have afternoons off, tough shit . . . . . but now I get to bank hours in case I get sick or just want a fucking day off, with pay!
I wanted a salted caramel mocha frappuccino the other day, tough shit . . . . . they were out of salt. Wtf? How do you run out of salt?
I wanted to get started on my sleeve on my left arm with color, tough shit . . . . I'm still a broke bitch and can only get the line work to start. But at least it's something!
I bet you guys wanted a longer post. TOUGH SHIT! I have a concert to get ready for!

Meet Me on Monday - It's back!11

2011-10-03T06:04:00.000-07:00

1. I can't stand when someone ________?Lies. That's the worst. I drop more people for lying than for anything else.
2. Do you do daily, weekly or monthly grocery shopping?I don't. Lol, I give my mom the money and she does it. I'm too busy running around like a maniac.
3. What kind of car do you drive?A Toyota Tacoma. I LOVE my truck.
4. Crunchy or soft tacos?Crunchy tacos. Soft tacos just don't make sense to me.
5. What's the habit you are proudest of breaking?Um, well. I had quit smoking but it appears to have come back. The cigarettes totally made me buy them. Bastards.

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Music Monday - The 80s!

2011-10-03T05:20:00.000-07:00

Again, for some reason the new Blogger interface doesn't want me to type between or have any space between videos. I love this week's theme. These were some of my favorite songs when I was a kid.

Shit I Hate Sunday

2011-10-02T09:45:00.000-07:00

Shit I hate . . . . . forgetting my debit card at the bar. That seriously sucked ass. (but I wasn't the only one!)
Shit I hate . . . . little boys that think they have game when clearly they do not. Don't tell me you ride bulls and think that's going to impress me. My boots are older than you shithead.
Shit I hate . . . . . . stalkers. Seriously, Mr. Winky still won't take a fucking hike. Loser
Shit I hate . . . . . hangovers. Blech, no fucking bueno
Shit I hate . . . . . shitty beer that gives me hangovers.
Shit I hate . . . . . not being able to sleep in even though I'm exhausted. I made to 7:30am and that was a fucking miracle.
Shit I hate . . . . . . cleaning the bathroom. I need to start making my kids do that shit.
Now click the button and go visit that crazy whore to link your shit up!